// merch.drop

Gear That Runs
Code Red.

Official Dispatched & Dysfunctional merch. Dark humor, bold designs, built for the people who run toward the call.

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Featured Gear

// critical-run supply

D&D Graphic Tees

Premium cotton tees with bold EMS-inspired designs. Unisex fit.

Heavyweight hoodies for off-shift comfort. Fleece-lined warmth.

D&D Hats & Caps

Snapbacks and dad hats. Embroidered Critical Run logo.

Stickers & Patches

Morale patches and vinyl stickers. Slap on your gear, rig, or laptop.

D&D Coffee Mugs

Ceramic mugs for station coffee. Because you need caffeine to survive.

Long Sleeve Tees

Perfect for night shifts. Lightweight layers with D&D attitude.

// support the mission

Wear the Chaos.

Every purchase supports the Dispatched & Dysfunctional podcast and the first responder community. Print-on-demand — made to order, shipped direct.

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